The Wid Yi Podcast

Episode 4: Clarkson’s Astro Farm

This week on the pod, we launch straight into wacky witterings with someone claiming to be an astronaut (I spent 10 minutes rearranging my fridge once, I now identify as an interior designer - does that count??) and things only go downhill (or down the pan) from there. From introducing delusional turd tariffs to exposing the shocking truth that the Pope knew…this episode is a wild ride through nonsense, nostalgia, and near-decent hypotheticals.
 
0:00 - Officially an ass…tronaut 3:20 - Turd tariffs9:41 - The Pope knew…13:58 - Wid Yi go down for £200?16:01 - Astrofarm and CITV nostalgia 24:02 - Wid Yi start a penpal relationship?
#funnypodcast #comedypodcast #scottishhistory #jokes #retrotv #doyouremember #thepope #jdvance #trump #astronaut #laughoutloud #podcasting #may

Episode 3: The Titanic, Terminators, and Trump’s Swingers Clubs

In this hilarious episode, we kick off with a chaotic dive into the story of Titanic and its final inevitability (spoiler: it’s not all icebergs). From there, we discuss a thought-provoking Wid Yi, and then we somehow end up in school again — talking about the weirdest subjects we were forced to sit through, including the moment someone questions about posing nude. Naturally, that leads us straight into history class — where none of us retained any dates, but we do remember the teachers, the drama, and the snack breaks. We finish off by laughing into a Wid Yi about dressing a certain way, and bringing back a nostalgic drink from our childhood — because healing is best done with a sugar high.
 
0:00 - Titanic inevitability7:17 - WhatsApp your widyi 14:15 - School subjects and posing nude 17:32 - History class with funny memories 21:24 - Wid Yi dress like this? 24:59 - Bringing back this nostalgic drink
#comedypodcast #laughing #terminator #trump #funny #podcasts #comedyfilms #school #nostalgia #titanic #history #shakespeare #teacher #scotland #scottish #videogames

Episode 2: Bunny Trails and Belly Laughs

In this Easter-edition comedy episode, we open with some egg-stra special nonsense before diving into pure banter — from the hilarious President Tango Tits excuses to wild hypothetical questions like “Wid yi live in this very specialised place for a month?”
We also go head-to-head on Glastonbury vs Download, including Rod Stewart, debate what counts as a luxury date night (human centipede, anyone?), and drop hilarious takes you didn’t know you needed. Complete Scottish humour, unfiltered laughs, and a lot of nonsense.
 
0:00 - Sole survivor: Easter edition6:00 - The laughs from President Tango Tits9:09 - Wid Yi live here for a month?15:07 - Glastonbury vs Download 20:01 - Wid Yi tattoo this for Blockbuster vid?23:56 - Date night luxury comedies
#ComedyPodcast #comedy #FunnyPodcast #EasterSpecial #PodcastHumour #ScottishHumour #TattooDebate #festivalseason  #DownloadVsGlasto #blockbuster  #DateNightComedy #UKPodcast #laugh  #Easter

Episode 1: Posh Polish Polish Podcast

Wid Yi are back for another season! From dodgy blow dries to golden showers (for survival, we swear), this episode is pure chaos in the best way. We kick things off with tv gold and what should be public service announcements. Then it’s on to some dating app disasters, £20 lifestyle gambles, and the moment you realise peeing on yourself might actually be the least embarrassing part of your day.
We also bring back WhatsApp your Wid Yi, and tackle with trying (and failing) to keep a straight face mid-story. Real stories, bad decisions, and funny fallout—comedy podcast therapy, basically.
 
4:09 - Warning, this show contains James Corden9:50 - Dating apps mishaps 11:35 - Wid Yi give this blow dry for £20?15:34 - Golden showers for survival  18:45 - WhatsApp your WidYi 22:19 - Do you want to try that again without laughing
#comedy #comedypodcast #scottish #funny #jamescorden #jokes #wouldyourather #datingapps #laughoutloud #scotland

Episode 30: It’s Christmas, and it’s our last one…

In this festive Christmas comedy episode, we dive into the hilarity of Lily Phillips’ record-breaking attempt before debating whether Wham could top the charts this holiday season. We then ask a Wid Yi on a curious question that would certainly make you stand out with tattoos, and as Sonic the Hedgehog 3 is coming out this weekend, we discuss the excitement and controversies surrounding it. For those early cozy nights in, we share our must-watch Christmas films and wrap things up with sitting down to watch Gavin and Stacey and other Christmas telly classics. 
Packed with laughs, relatable moments, and festive cheer, join us in this episode for a must-listen for comedy lovers this holiday season.
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year from everyone at Wid Yi podcast! 
 
0:00 - Lily Phillips’ record breaking attempt 10:51 - Wham for Christmas number one14:24 - Wid Yi tattoo yourself for this?17:44 - Sonic 3 and its controversies 27:57 - Wid Yi go swimming for £1 million?32:10 - Christmas films to watch this holiday 39:33 - Wid Yi hand out these business cards?41:26 - Gavin and Stacey and Christmas telly
#gavinandstacey #christmastime #comedypodcast #funnycomedy #diehard #jamescorden #sonicthehedgehog #sonic3 #scottish #tatoo #christmassongs #laughter #georgemichael #wham #brucewillis #jimcarrey

Episode 29: A very Karen friendly episode

Hello there, after all the hate mail we’ve received from the woke members of the public, this is an episode guaranteed to offend nobody. This is a politically correct, Karen approved, Family edition of WidYi”. Join us as we discuss Selena Gomez’s engagement, a no swear guide to Aberdeen’s controversial Low Emission Zones (LEZ), and explore how they’re shaping local conversations. We’ll also lightly mention the latest economic growth trends and what they mean to us, before changing topics to Saturday night tv with the glitz and drama of the Strictly Come Dancing final—who will take home the glitterball trophy? With humor, insight, and a splash of irreverence, this episode has something for everyone. Don’t miss out—subscribe now!
0:00 - So happy for Selena6:42 - Wid Yi please do this?15:22 - Saving the environment with LEZ zones21:00 - Wid Yi give this to your family?23:56 - Saturday night is the best for tv27:37 - This game rules
#comedypodcast #scottishcomedy #comedy #laughter #selenagomez #engagement #strictlycomedancing2024 #podcast #economicupdates #sarcasm #banter #chatter #laughsfordays #scottish

Episode 28: Watch out, Steven Mulhern’s about

Step back in time to the era of big hair, Roy Walker, and beloved 80’s TV shows as your favorite comedy podcast serves up a hilarious episode filled with nostalgia, absurd hypotheticals, and laugh-out-loud banter. We kick things off with a chat about the chaos of Christmas markets and the ridiculous brilliance of You Bet before diving into a Wid Yi have surgery to become this certain person’s double for money. We get a listener-submitted “Wid Yi” scenarios via WhatsApp take reasoning to strange new heights. Finally, we wrap things up with a tribute to the king of 80’s TV pranks, Beadle’s About, as we laugh our way down memory lane. Perfect for comedy podcast fans craving retro vibes and absurd humor!
 
0:00 - Christmas markets and You Bet6:09 - Wid Yi become this person’s double? 10:48 - Zip or button? 12:04 - WhatsApp your Wid Yi18:33 - Skid starts and plane spotters 21:53 - Nostalgic Beadles About
#funny #comedypodcast #nostalgia #scottishcomedy #banter #podcast #youbet #80stv #jokes #walker #beadlesabout #alien #christmasmarket #planespotter #comedy

Episode 27: Dick Van Dyke on I’m a Celebrity…

Laugh along with us on this podcast episode as we discuss Scotland’s beloved gritter tracker, and about the creative, often hilarious names given to the country’s snowplows. From “Grit Expectations” to “Spready Mercury,” we uncover why this icy tradition has people cracking up every winter.
Then, we brainstorm the ultimate reality TV concept: an “I’m a Celebrity” jungle experience exclusively for the elderly. Imagine Alex Salmond chasing ostriches, or Mel Brooks taking the Unlucky Dip. Chaos ensues!
We throw in a few Wid Yi’s and then wrap up with the surprisingly dark tale of Popeye the Slayer Man. A cartoon made better, or just a ridiculous gore fest? Tune in to find out!
0:00 - Scotland’s gritter tracker5:52 - Wid Yi stick your cow…I mean tongue…6:24 - I’m a celebrity jungle for the elderly 15:10 - Wid Yi get this tattoo? 18:41 - Popeye the slayer man
#comedypodcast #comedy #scottishcomedy #scotland #imacelebrity #alex #popeyethesailorman #dickvandyke #freddiemercury #greatexpectations #winter #laughter

Episode 26: You want abs, eat kebabs

In this hilarious episode of Wid Yi, we dive into a whirlwind of comedic chaos, starting with a truthful confession about Zac Efron in Baywatch and the art of the iconic slow-motion run. We ask whether we’d wear something unusual to work for £50, explore absurd theories to climate change, and remember Still Game’s Navid in an episode of The IT Crowd. Inspired by Mr Beast’s wild stunts, we ponder how far we’d go for relief, before wrapping up with a chaotic idea for a Bake Off episode. 
 
0:00 - Baywatch with Zac Efron9:16 - Wid Yi chill in this for £50?11:09 - Climate control and trees17:02 - Navid in the IT crowd18:40 - Wid Yi do this like Mr Beast? 21:11 - Ed Sheeran and a Bake Off ideas
#bakeoff #comedypodcast #greatbritishbakeoff #mrbeast #funny #stillgame #climatechange #laughter #scottishcomedy #scotland #baywatch #edsheeran #comedy

Episode 25: Rees Mogg, ASMR, and Sean Connery: A Comedy Knockout

For comedy that’s even more entertaining than the Tyson vs. Paul fight on Netflix, tune in to this week’s episode of Wid Yi! This week we kick things off with a bizarre science experiment involving Jacob Rees-Mogg and Ann Widdecombe (you won’t believe where this goes). We take a festive detour through Aberdeen’s Christmas Village, challenge ourselves to eat 900 oranges, and explore the unexpected rise of ASMR on TikTok.
Martyn is dared to make his own type of poutine—would you dare try it? And finally, we ask yesh…why is Sean Connery sitting in the shower?
 
0:00 - Rees Mogg and Widdecombe’s test tube 5:40 - Aberdeen’s Christmas village 12:04 - Wid Yi eat 900 oranges for this? 17:45 - ASMR on TikTok 20:12- Wid Yi make Martyn’s poutine? 24:58 - Sean Connery sitting in a shower
#scottishcomedy #podcast #funny #scottish #paultyson #laughter #seanconnery #asmr #aberdeen #christmas #christmasvillage #youtuber